Two elderly gentlemen, Jack and Harry, were chatting over coffee one morning.
Jack. “Me and the Mrs. went to a good restaurant last night.”
Harry. “What was it called”
Jack was clearly struggling to recall the name. —What’s the name of that flower that women like to get”
“No. It’s usually red with big petals”
No. It has a thorny stem.
Do you mean a rose?
Jack picks up his cell phone and phones his wife. —Rose. What was the name of that restaurant we went to last night
Thanks to Peter Kilcoyne for this
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